http://www. coedmagazine. com/news/Daily-Specials/8999
My new future wife... Lily Collins.
Top 7 Reasons:
7. Super-hot
6. Brunette
5. Legal (age 19)
4. Currently attending USC
3. Majoring in broadcast journalism (and not some bullshit art degree)
2. British accent (I'm assuming)
And the "no duh" #1...
IF WE MARRIED, PHIL COLLINS WOULD BE MY FATHER IN LAW!
Imagine the possibilities! Backyard barbeques with Eric Clapton. Two-on-two basketball with Mike Rutherford and Daryl Stuermer. Dodger games with Peter Gabriel. I must make this happen.
LILY COLLINS, FUTURE MRS. YDY
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